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Man Scammed by Homeless Witch

from Mad Mops 3000 by CRASY PARTY

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So I was walking down the street the other day and I see the tattoo lady over yonder,
She comes up to me with a needle in her hand and asks if I want a tattoo for a dollar.
And I was all like "hell yea, lemme get a tattoo for a dollar. It's like 75 at the local parlor. Alright, can I get a sapporo light can with text under it that says It's 7:00 in tokyo?"

Uhhmm yes child i can do that for you, you just have to give me your dollar bill, right now.

My dollar bill?

Uhhh yes just give it to me please!

Euhhahhahehehh god you fucking idiot, you just lost a fucking dollar! I'm not gonna give you a tattoo I don't even know how to make tattoos! This is just a heroin needle that I found on the sidewalk. And this ink? It's squid ink! It's poisonous squid ink! You're not getting shit from me! I bet you feel like a real fucking dumbass right now!

I WILL TAKE THE MONEY FROM THE WITCHES CLAWS AND UNDER THE PILLOWS IN THE TOWER
(im gonna be completley honest I forgot what I said about that and it's pretty unintellagable so I'm just gonna end the lyrics here)

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from Mad Mops 3000, released February 8, 2023

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