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Monkey Money

from Mad Mops 3000 by CRASY PARTY

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An expose on Bill Clinton's underground BBW prostitution ring and the primate abuse that happens in the pacific northwest.

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There's too much fucking money
In this charming little town
It comes from all the monkeys
Being imported from all around
I'd say that it's immoral but nobody listens to me
They're raking in the monkey money from exploiting innocent chimpanzees

We've got quite the problem of primate abuse in the small town of Eugene Oregon, settled between the lush willamette valley,
The monkeys come in on a boat from thailand that takes almost two months to get to Seattle where they are shoved in tiny boxes and sent down in UPS trucks to each and every member of city council in lane county, where they are made to do funny dances and magic tricks in order to fund Bill Clinton's underground BBW prostitution ring. I know that was a lot to take in, and you're probably confused but we need your help in shutting down this horrible monkey operation. Donate to monkefreedomman72 on venmo today!

Well, fuck I dont know. Monkey Money has got to go.
Wheter it's rain or whether it's snow your company is a motherfucking joke.
SAIIIIID Well, fuck I dont know. Monkey Money has got to go.
Whether it's rain or whether it's snow your life is a motherfucking joke. Fuck you.

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from Mad Mops 3000, track released May 19, 2022

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