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figure out the lyrics for yourself on this one I feel like if i write them down it ruins the experience
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People come outside my door
To complain about the nature of our products
They call it synthetic, just made from a lab
But I can assure you that it's not true. (yeah)
Well all of our ingredients come straight from the united states of america
Right under the beautiful state of colorado
I most definetly did not buy any
Stem Cells from russia
because all of our chickens are grown organically from the ground up
They are not synthetic.
They are not robots.
They breathe and feel emotion just like you and me.
So please don't come back to my door, because I have heard your complaints before, I just do not care or register them.
Goodbye.
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Down in the FUCKING streets
In the FUCKING gutters
Where you belong
You're with that fucking asshole that you met off of fucking pintrest
Smoking CRACK with a fucking five year old
What the fuck is your problem?
I swear to god, that fucking woman messed me up!
(screaming)
This used to be such an ordinary marriage
Not anymore, not anymore not anymore not anymore
After work you would take the bus and go downtown and buy a fuck ton of drugs
Everytime you were around you thought you were the saviour of this town
I bit my tounge let out a sigh and let you spread your awful lies
(screaming)
KATIIEEE KATIIEEE KATIEE KATIEEE ARRASFJJENVDKKJ AAHHHH
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So I was walking down the street the other day and I see the tattoo lady over yonder,
She comes up to me with a needle in her hand and asks if I want a tattoo for a dollar.
And I was all like "hell yea, lemme get a tattoo for a dollar. It's like 75 at the local parlor. Alright, can I get a sapporo light can with text under it that says It's 7:00 in tokyo?"
Uhhmm yes child i can do that for you, you just have to give me your dollar bill, right now.
My dollar bill?
Uhhh yes just give it to me please!
Euhhahhahehehh god you fucking idiot, you just lost a fucking dollar! I'm not gonna give you a tattoo I don't even know how to make tattoos! This is just a heroin needle that I found on the sidewalk. And this ink? It's squid ink! It's poisonous squid ink! You're not getting shit from me! I bet you feel like a real fucking dumbass right now!
I WILL TAKE THE MONEY FROM THE WITCHES CLAWS AND UNDER THE PILLOWS IN THE TOWER
(im gonna be completley honest I forgot what I said about that and it's pretty unintellagable so I'm just gonna end the lyrics here)
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Gimme Coffee or Death
02:30
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It could have been just like any other day
If not for the drug raids
They seemed so normal as they were cuffed and hauled away
Who could have thought? We should have known
Such a nice family, but it's all a show
It could have been just like any other day
If not for the blood in the rain
It could have been just your everyday commute
And then I heard the sirens and I flipped on the news
"Disobedient civilians have all lanes dammed
Arrests are being made, wrists are being slapped"
So I cranked down the window as I rolled past
"Get a boss, take a bath!"
That's what the others shouted, but I blared the horn
With my fist in the air and my gas to the floor
Give me death or give me rain
I feel so numb, better give me pain
Bomb threats and hurricanes
Or a new berry flavor from the coffee tray
It could have been just your forgotten school day
If not for the drills and the bells that saved
The fire started some place cool and safe
Who could have thought?
We should have known
"Thousands dead," the leaders spoke
I pulled at their cuffs while they were at each others' throats
Does this mean I get to go home?
Give me death or give me rain
I feel so numb, better give me pain
Bomb threats and hurricanes
Or a new berry flavor from the coffee tray
Sing out!
Liberty is too much strain
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Monkey Money
02:41
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There's too much fucking money
In this charming little town
It comes from all the monkeys
Being imported from all around
I'd say that it's immoral but nobody listens to me
They're raking in the monkey money from exploiting innocent chimpanzees
We've got quite the problem of primate abuse in the small town of Eugene Oregon, settled between the lush willamette valley,
The monkeys come in on a boat from thailand that takes almost two months to get to Seattle where they are shoved in tiny boxes and sent down in UPS trucks to each and every member of city council in lane county, where they are made to do funny dances and magic tricks in order to fund Bill Clinton's underground BBW prostitution ring. I know that was a lot to take in, and you're probably confused but we need your help in shutting down this horrible monkey operation. Donate to monkefreedomman72 on venmo today!
Well, fuck I dont know. Monkey Money has got to go.
Wheter it's rain or whether it's snow your company is a motherfucking joke.
SAIIIIID Well, fuck I dont know. Monkey Money has got to go.
Whether it's rain or whether it's snow your life is a motherfucking joke. Fuck you.
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I was lonely and depressed I had nobody by my side
And the only logical step was to get something to distract me from my life
And I was just a normal guy who got a pure bred border collie
I didn't trust the breeders word, the information slipped right by me
I don't wanna be alive when I'm by your side
I try and find a way, ask anyone I can
To make you stable for a day, I need a better plan
Antipsychotics didn't work and neither did the xans
My dog is such a jerk, she bit my fucking hand
We are such a normal breed of people
Everything we do is planned out in advance
But not for you, you were something different
The motherfucking wet cigarette was in your fucking hand
You know I'm really sorry about doing death metal screams to you earlier but you don't give a shit about my dogs state of mind, you don't care at all! You're just using this as an opportunity to make money, you're giving her PCP she's got borderline personality disorder WHAT THE FUCK
Every single time something good happens to me, the universe finds a way to bring me to my knees
Because you like me now, but will you like me then, I'll never figure out what'll happen next.
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1-800-MOPSWORLD
02:44
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CRASY PARTY Seattle, Washington
welcome to the the circus.
welcome to CLOWN TOWN.
welcome to Katie's Nightmare.
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